Um, Pete.Pete: Hi. My name is Pete, I'm a sex addict.Group: Hi Pete. Welcome.Charles: Um, Pete. Put the donut down.Bob: Hey that's my donut! I was saving that for Sheepy-p*o!Pete: Ah, sorry. Um, let’s see. I came here because they threw me out of the local peep show house because they said I was too creepy and something about being bad for business. Then after my third offense for flashing schoolgirls, my parole officer suggested I come to this place. I think it has helped me a lot though. Really.Charles: That's good to hear, Pete. How has it helped?Pete: Well, I went into the local video store the other day and usually I get four or five videos at a time but this time I only got two, "Transgendered Midgets Golden Watersports Spectacular Part 3" and "Barnyard Fist-Fuck Part 7".Gwen: They are called "little people!" Pete: Say, what?Gwen: They are called "little people," not midgets!Pete: Look bitch, I'm just tellin' ya what it says on the video. You can call up the fuckin'. The other beat cop called a rideshare, Paris had driven himself and said he’d drink some water for a minute before heading out. He fixed a tall glass and sat on the far end of the couch opposite from me. I was still sipping on my brown liquor. I said to him, “You know you could just crash on the couch if you wanna drink a li’l more, mane.”“I don’t wanna impose,” he told me.“Nigga...I wouldn’t have offered if it was a problem. Like we was talking about. Ain’t no bitch on her way over here right now.”Paris laughed and said, “Why not?!?”I smiled and slid the bottle across the coffee table. We continued drinking and that’s when Paris started.“You know, Bo. Have you ever considered the odds and economics of getting pussy,” he started.“Huh,” I asked.“Like how many chicks you have to ask out to get a yes. How many dates you have to go on in order to get said pussy.”“I-I guess.”“Seriously. Think about it,” he challenged me.“I know how the math works out, mane. We gotta cast a wide net,” I.
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